"If you want to sacrifice the
admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
"I never knew what real
happiness was until I got
married and by then it was too late."
"When two people are under the influence of the
most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they
are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and
exhausting condition continuously until death do them part."
George Bernard Shaw
"My wife and I were
for twenty years. Then we
married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
is blind –
marriage is the eye-opener."
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar,
a practice which is still very much practiced."
– Helen Rowland
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't
have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to
hear about the way his mother cooked."
"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Milestones completed and future plans
"As soon as you find the one to marry, just shut up
"Marriage is a ceremony in which
rings are put in the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."
"Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating
"A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished."
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
"No woman marries for money; they are all clever
enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first."
"No man is truly married until he understands every
word his wife is NOT saying."